Writing a list of social media Christmas wishes is one way I’m attempting to get in the holiday spirit. Nothing reminds me of Christmas like writing a list of things I’ll probably never get.
Dear Santa,
I’ve been a little petty this year, but sending you a Christmas list is worth a shot. The way 2016 went, asking for World Peace is unrealistic. I still have a little faith, just not in 2016. *insert awkward laughter here* Instead, I have a list of social media Christmas wishes that you can hopefully grant for me this year. Santa, I’m asking for these things not only as a social media manager, but as an innocent bystander.
Social Media Christmas Wishes
I want…
- People to stop sharing fake news from unreliable sources.
- On that note, I also want media outlets to stop sharing news before fact checking.
- To be able to turn on off Facebook Live notifications.
- Auto correct for “your” / “you’re”, “to” / “too” and “breath” / “breathe”. I’ve seen too many great rants get ruined by grammar mistakes.
- Facebook to allow media outlets to disable comments.
- Couples to not share Facebook personal pages.
- Social media users to not leave ignorant comments under posts.
- Businesses to stop using “friend pages”.
- To not get tagged in posts or pictures that don’t have anything to do with me.
- The pyramid and “get rich quick” schemes to end.
- People to not type statuses in all caps. I feel like I’m being yelled at, and I don’t need that negativity in my life.
- Last but not least, I want for everyone to unplug a little, and not mindlessly scroll their timelines while missing out on quality time with loved ones.
Thanks Santa! You da best.